Friday, June 24, 2005

I’m Not So Innocent Now, Kid

Beautiful! Fucking beautiful! At long, long last the Right is getting a taste of its own medicine. No longer do we sideline Lefties have to sit and listen to the Right smear the entire lot of us, biting our lips and yelling at the ineffectual leaders. “Fight back, you ineffectual idiots!” NO MORE! At last we are striking back. Okay, yeah, it’s not so a huge issue, but it’s an issue nonetheless. Righteous!

Karl Rove Under Fire. FUCK YEAH! Okay, sure, I know it’s probably a red herring for the UN’s investigation into Guantanamo, but you knew that was coming anyway. I’m just so happy to see these assholes get a taste of their own medicine that I could shit. In case you’ve been under a rock, this is what the slimy little fuck said in New York, just a few miles north of Ground Zero:

"Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers," Rove said. "Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war."

Okay, first of all, fuck you, but that’s a given. Second of all, fuck you with a rusty spoon. Again, a given. But "offer therapy and understanding" to enemies? I think the slimeball’s listening a little too much to Ann Coulter and the other airheaded right-wing pundits. In case you haven’t noticed, Mr. Rove, we’re also Americans, and we were also righteously pissed off and determined to do the right thing, so you can take your condescending attitude and shove it up your ass. And to call us traitors? Hey, last time I checked, we weren’t the ones who sold the people a false bill of goods in the name of lining our own pockets.

You know what? I’m not going to even ask for an apology, or his job, which is what the good folks are doing. I’m just going to say fuck you, and that, just as I said yesterday, we’ll defend America from those that steal from her purse, plunge her into unnecessary wars, and despoil her air, her water, and her land for profit for their friends. You know nothing of Patriotism.

Now, as for Gannon’s butt-boy McClellan, he was just as bad. Check this out:

White House spokesman Scott McClellan defended Rove's remarks and rebuffed suggestions that he apologize. "Of course not," McClellan said.

He said Rove was "talking about the different philosophies and different approaches when it comes to winning the war on terrorism."

"I would think that they would want to be able to defend their philosophy and their approach, and I know that the Democratic leadership at this point is offering no ideas and no vision for the American people," McClellan said

Different philosophy? Different fucking philosophy? We’re not even talking about philosophy here, you smarmy little shit. Karl Rove has accused us of offering aid and comfort to the enemy. This is not an American approach to a discussion, it’s painting with a black brush, which I know you fuckers excel at. Also, I’d say calling for Rove’s head is a pretty damn good way of defending our “philosophy”.

So to sum up, Karl Rove: Controlling weasel, Scott McClellan: Smarmy twit. That is all.

Posted by crimnos @ 4:28 PM