Friday, January 13, 2006

Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'

I really don't have much to say here...this is just hilarious. You should definitely check out his website, too!

Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'
Thursday, January 12, 2006

MINNEAPOLIS — One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.

Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his gubernatorial campaign on — when else? — Friday the 13th. He'll make the announcement in Princeton.

"I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party."

"Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he said.

In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric candidates make the rounds.

Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an e-mail that he drinks blood.

Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.

Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."

Posted by crimnos @ 8:07 AM

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First my homestate had a wrestler, and now this...I'm crossposting this to Cellar Door

Posted by Blogger Jessica @ 10:50 AM #

Minnesota sure is an interesting place :)

Posted by Blogger crimnos @ 2:51 PM #

Second time I've read about this, and it's STILL making me chuckle!

Posted by Blogger alice_pants @ 4:58 PM #

I'm having a hard time thinking that it maybe the bulk of Minnesota,or the fact that we just don't get out much...


Posted by Blogger Jessica @ 11:49 PM #
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