Friday, May 19, 2006

Daily Kos: Funny Images from the Department of Homeland Security

It's one of those Fridays. Just check these out. Props to Cyberotter on Dailykos.

Funny Images from the Department of Homeland Security
by cyberotter
Fri May 19, 2006 at 05:25:47 AM PDT

My friends over at Americablog reminded me of something I thought was hesterical. Keep in mind that these images are not altered in any way.

Images were provided by the Department of Homeland security.

Captions were not. (laughing)

The US government has a new website, DHS Homepage. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII. Remember the image of a man hiding under a desk protecting himself from nuclear fallout?

The funny thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything!

Here are a few interpretations.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.

To see the rest of the images please visit No Hat Tip

Posted by crimnos @ 9:14 AM